pros of living in new york city: public transit system makes anywhere accessible, diverse population, great city atmosphere

cons of living in new york: the asshole in front of me on the train has his zipper all the way down and is making no attempt at hiding it

just to be clear that offer was for that anon only and considering over 20 people messaged me it’s safe to say the offer is canceled forever

Anonymous said: you should follow me

you make a strong case, I’m sold. tell you what: come off anon and message me either heads or tails. I’ll flip a coin and if you win I’ll follow you no questions asked. if i win i publish the message and my followers rip you apart. whether or not you take the chance is all up to you