who the hell keeps texting me about joining something called a “twerk team” i finally sit down to enjoy a nice bottle of Heinz™ tomato ketchup and you seriously do this. either reveal yourself or fuck off

not saying i have feelings for the girl in the starbucks logo but if she called me up to watch a movie or something i wouldn’t necessarily say no



don’t talk to me if you’re not cybergoth. don’t look at me if you’re not cybergoth. don’t reblog my posts if you’re not cybergoth

Is cyberpunk ok?

yeah it’s ok just make sure you whack me to death with a goddamn shovel and bury me in your backyard first because i’d rather die than be associated with anything cyberpunk