she’s not my “girlfriend” mother, she’s my waifu and the reason she can’t come to dinner is because she is not of this realm

being a model doll collector has its advantages. i dressed one of them up as the tooth fairy once, then popped its head off and left it in my sons bedroom so he would stop expecting money for growing out of his weak ass baby teeth

it’s 2014 and i just feel like i should be able to date a sword without a bunch of old people getting all pissy about it

there’s been a lot of rumors flying around about this and i just want to address it here before you hear any false information from anywhere else. yes i do sneeze sometimes. i’m not perfect. i’d appreciate privacy on the matter as i’m not really comfortable talking about it yet. thank you