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• memories:

  #unethnical and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by bombing

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• mother2:

  

  (via eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738)

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  My favorite work of art looking at her favorite works of art

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• dietcrackcocaine:

  “I just feel like…because of their hands, they have the ability to caress. So I just wonder….would they? do they?”

  - @bombing on whether he would watch two raccoons have sex

  I just feel like it’s a legitimate inquiry

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• bombing:

  IKEA salesman: may i interest you in our brand new Hitler pillow cases?

  me (politically correct): no, thank you

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• bombing:

  REVOLUTIONARY WAR PORN PARODY “THE POUNDING FATHERS” HAVE TO WRITE DOWN HERE SO I DON’T FORGET ALSO STARRING JOHN HANDCOCK IT’S BASICALLY WRITING ITSELF ALSO CALL ATTORNEY TO SET UP BIGGER BANK ACCOUNT

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• bombing:

  okay google. take me to Dark Etsy

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• bombing:

  whossatan:

  bombing:

  vegan wicca ritual tutorial

  what

  your url leads me to believe that you will not be able to help me in this particular field of inquiry

  (via bombing)

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• bombing:

  naming my child lemonparty.org was not a “calculated business move”. my beautiful wife and i spent many emotional days reaching that decision

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• making a telephone call under false pretenses solely for the purposes of my amusement

  bombing:

  [shrieking loudly] I’D LIKE TO SPEAK TO BEN DOVER

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